Flawless ❤️

urinatings:

*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*

longlivingbootyemperor:

Freshmen be showin up to school on the first day like:
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But seniors are just like:
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pinkglitterloubies:

✝
gnarly:

birthgiver

gnarly:

birthgiver

piranhabat:

jakemalik:

*drops food on floor*

germs: go get it! quick!

king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule

my favorite thing about this post is that germs have apparently gained enough sentience to develop a form of monarchy

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt photographed as Mr & Mrs Smith by Timothy White

aestheticsmag:

aesthetics

aestheticsmag:

aesthetics

Blue Ivy reacting to seeing herself on the screen during Beyonce’s VMA performance.